(via snorting-pepsi)
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
me too and then i notice none of my friends do it and then i feel lame :(
(Source: grimyboy, via snorting-pepsi)
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
(via snorting-pepsi)
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
so where do i buy this
(via snorting-pepsi)
(Source: bye-i-dont-like-u, via andorian)
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
i am so interested in pigeon satan
(Source: ridicarus, via liamdryden)
The angel Gabriel said unto his fallen brother, Lucifer “Though thou art my brother and I love you well, thou art nothing but a sack of loins”
And the fallen angel Lucifer was much enraged.
Chuck 5:19
(Source: tauriel-of-moondoor, via shameless-fish)
i love oprah
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